Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Dividends

I have had some excellent practice at writing vicious emails, and i send a particularly aggressive one to all my "friends" in Admin informing them at my disgust the lack of movement vital resources including words and phrases like "gross incompetence" and "wake up and smell the coffee. I demand they hand over my monthly floating budget of Birr 4000 and i'll buy the stuff myself. I cc my Boss and the Owner and within 3 hours, Dr No and Mr A have brought the car round and take Ms J and myself on a shopping spree for our Early Years students at the local toy mall. We get some construction tools, 3 sets of plastic golf clubs, skittles, play-house equipment, and two railway tracks. Total bill - Birr 8,000!!! 

Dr No is hurting. "Don't ask me for any more of these for the next 100 years," he grumbles belligerently.

Ms J is beaming like the cat that got the cream and i'm real close to tears. We drive our hoard triumphantly into the playground like wild warriors.

 

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