Deportation

“There is no doubt about it,” observes Ginger Warrior, “Dr No is nothing short of a complete malevolent cunt.” And i cannot disagree.

In what is hopefully his final death throw, he tries again to rid the school of Ginger Warrior and Mountain Man.

Both Ginger Warrior and myself have not signed our contracts, making us in effect illegal immigrants, and thus the school are liable for these two miscreants. Dr No sneaks off-site to report our illegal status to his friends at the Ministry of Employment. But Mr T. has got wind of his deviousness and reports back to us.

Whilst we cannot be deported until our residency card  expires (in my case 13th August), all our activities are the “responsibility” of the School’s. I might have to go on a full-scale looting spree. Unfortunately, it will also mean i get kicked out of my ugly apartment and the car removed from my disposable. I can loot, but will have no-where to stash away my horde and no get-away car.

To avoid eviction, we secretly both sign contracts, witnessed from December 1^st 2012 and keep it well hidden in the back of the drawer. If/ when immigration to turn up, we can pull it out of the hidey holes and just say Dr No never asked or bothered to collect it. A very believable story indeed.

 Dr No - a malevolent cunt or simply just misunderstood?