Saturday, May 11, 2013

Belated Pay-Day



I went to Ginger Warrior;s late on Tuesday night for the first leg of Watford FC’s Play-Off Semi-final as they try to make the giddy heights of English Premiership football.

I bring round my “adjusted” contract and they witness the ominous signing and requested Ginger Warrior to pass it to Deputy General Manager Sly Giraffe. GW informs me he simply snarls at the transaction.

I get a call from Abdul in accounts on Friday checking my bank account details and it appears i am about to receive my April salary.

I head up to a new branch of Dashen Bank this afternoon with my passbook to check out my savings account. It’s more much more modern than my branch, and there is proper electronic ticketing and a few flat screens showing the numbers, cubicles and an animal documentary of lions savaging humans with a soundtrack of contemporary Afro-Jazz.

I have been paid. 

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